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You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a ten-second memory.
Make some room in your closet because your new favorite t-shirt has arrived. Our tees feature a classic crew-neck collar, and a modern fit with tapered shoulders make it an ideal choice for a wide range of body types. Side-seam stitched construction gives you that tailored look and ensures it keeps its shape wash after wash. We use a buttery soft cotton that’s combed and ring-spun. With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz, our tees have the perfect blend of comfort and breathability.
Solid colors feature 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend with the exception of Athletic Heather which is a 90/10 blend. Fabric is not pre-shrunk so some shrinking should be expected.
Kick those poor-quality shirts from who-knows-where to the curb! Your torso deserves better. That’s why we've hand-selected the elite in shirt crafting. Our tees are sinfully soft, yet battle-ready for your daily grind. If you are unhappy with your new gear for any reason, hit us up so we can make it right.
Warning: All products are printed fresh to order in the USA, taking 2-5 days to leave our chaos chamber. Get ready to turn heads, because we don't do cookie-cutter in this jungle.
